Ian
Ian is one of the best friends a person could ask for. He will talk about anything that you need to talk about and always seems to have something useful to add, even if it is a complete line of bullsh*$@t. Here are his vital stats:

Height: 1.8 m
Mass: 68 kg
IQ: better than Forest Gump, not quite on par with Stephen Hawking
Eyes: blue/green
Hair Color: Depends the day of the week and humidity
Favorite Quote: ”Gravity. It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.”(OK, so he never actually said this, but it sure does sound good doesn’t it?)