Kodiak is one of the strangest people that I have ever met. She makes me feel like a simpleton and a genius at the same time. This is not an easy task considering my superior intellect. I’m convinced that she is holding back to let me feel better about myself. Maybe I’m just being paranoid. At any rate, I’m always glad to have her around. She does a really good job of relating Simpsons storylines to Shakespearean plots and pointing out all of the hidden Jewish references. Here are her vital stats:
Height: 1.6 m
Mass: 54.5 kg
Eyes Color: Blue
Hair Color: Naturally blonde, but Redhead since puberty
Measurements: 36d-24-36 (I’m pretty sure these are correct)
Favorite Quote: “Shut up, the Simpsons are on.”