Micah is also one of the best friends a person could ask for. He never listens, but tries really hard to look attentive. His tail is the back-up generator for the Bonneville Power Authority. His vital stats are:
Height: .7 m
Mass: 28.6 kg
IQ: Slightly less than Forrest Gump
Favorite Quote: Ruff ruff ruff bark, bark grrrrrrgh ruff. (Scientists aren’t sure exactly sure how this translates, but they are certain it is either “So much to lick and only one tongue” or “ahhhh so many shrubs...” I keep hoping for “What is thy bidding my master?” but he doesn’t seem interested in that one)